Soccer. Created by men, perfected by women.
haaaaaaaaave-you-met-ted:

j-willikers:

wicked-mint-leaves:

kateevangelistaauthor:

This is SO cool that I just had to share.

you clever fuckers

my teacher used this today

W+H+I+S+K+E+Y23+8+9+19+11+5+25 = 100%
benedictedcumberbabeof221:

acitymadeofsong:

wasureneba:

tomlinfaggot:

liquidpixie:

dialray:

ultimagus:

littlewhinging:

still one of the best things ive ever seen.
slaughter melon reporting for duty.

BROCONUT

m a n g ERI NE 

FUCKING SLAUGHTERMELON

too good to not reblog

How can I not reblog slaughtermelon?

isn’t bombegranite cucumber an actor

I knew that was coming
my dad is watching frozen

pizzaforpresident:

  • "where is she going, up a hill?"
  • "she’s going to get frostbite"
  • "where did she learn to design castles?"
  • "enough of this singing, when does frozen show up?" (he thinks the snowman is named frozen)

(via waiting4amiraclee)



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Chest deep, I risked my phone’s life to take this
hiding-myself:

depression blog
mxgurl018 has asked: You haven't been on my dash in forever!! I missed you!!

I know!! :o I’ve been MIA for a while. I’ve been really busy. But, what about you? I’ve missed you too!!



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Being an atheist is okay.

Being an atheist and shaming religions and spirituality as silly and not real is not okay.

Being a Christian is okay.

Being homophobic, misogynistic, racist, or otherwise hateful person in the name of Christianity is not okay.

Being a reindeer is okay. 

Bullying and excluding another reindeer because he has a shiny red nose is not okay.



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  • Reading can make you a better conversationalist.
  • Neighbors will never complain that your book is too loud.
  • Knowledge by osmosis has not yet been perfected. You’d better read.
  • Books have stopped bullets- reading might save your life.
  • Dinosaurs didn’t read. Look what happened to them.


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